Starkers on the way out?

After some months I finally returned to London's naked party a few weeks ago. With Nudity no longer, I thought Starkers was the place to be for some dancing and fun - but how wrong was I! Good to see that I'm not the only one - as a recent email showed:

What has happened to Starkers?! Last week it was confined to one bar (the main dance area - the front small bar with normally cheesy music and party atmosphere was for changing in).

It was quite a poorly attended night and many left (including the only two women there) when the appalling cabaret appeared at midnight. A naked bloke singing "Cabaret" and "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"....

I can only echo what the author of the email said... it was really poorly attended and just seemed to have lost the spark. So where do you guys party now? ... Let's share a few party secrets!